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Pip pip pip pip pip pip…Alarm hp berbunyi. Sekenanya gw matikan benda berbunyi itu. Ah, mengganggu saja. Tapi masih mending lah, setidaknya benda itu berguna. Secara fungsinya sebagai alat komunikasi mulai pudar. Sekilas gw lihat layarnya, tertulis 07.45 disana. Well, it’s time to get up. Kasak kusuk nyari handuk, Ponds, Lifebuoy, Clear, Pepsodent, ama daleman. Yeah, saatnya membasahi tubuh yg berkeringat ini. Ya, berkeringat….

Guyuran pertama disambung dengan guyuran guyuran lainnya. Njrit, dingin bgt. Seketika teringat rumus Fisika waktu SMA dulu, ketika 2 zat cair dengan massa, kalor jenis dan suhu yg berbeda dicampur, maka suhu akhir, ‘ta’, bisa dihitung dengan rumusan persamaan m1.c1.(t1 – ta) = m2.c2.(ta-t2). Hemm…If I am this good at Physics, what on earth am I doing at IT?? Pertanyaan ga jelas lainnya muncul mengisi agenda mandi pagi gw. Hahaha, lucu juga ngeliat tampang mikir gw dengan mulut berbusa. Eh..ganteng juga dink!! Continue reading “8 o’clock” Syndrome

Gw katakan kalo gw itu orang Minangkabau atau singkatnya Minang bukan Padang. Gw kadang sering jengkel sendiri kalo ada yg mengkategorikan gw sebagai orang Padang, tersesat sekali mereka itu. Sekedar info, Padang itu adalah ibukotanya Sumatra Barat. Jadi, kata Padang itu sendiri mewakili tempat. Sedangkan gw, bukan dari daerah Padang, karna bokap gw dari Maninjau dan nyokap dari Lintau. Jadi jengkel gw ngeliat rumah makan padang. Gara-gara mereka, jadi tersesat satu negara ini. Gara-gara mereka, jadi tenggelam kata Minangkabau itu sendiri. Padahal toh orangnya dari Bukit Tinggi, ato Pariaman, ato Sawah Lunto!! Bagh!! Sasek sadonyo!!

Yeah…I know..weekend is supposed to be a nice good thing, because most people don’t do what they most do, working, even God loves it, because He doesn’t have to work too. He said, “Yo Evil, pass me the popcorn!! Let’s watch what this God damn human would do for this weekend, because at the last episode he did a hilarious shit, he kicked the ball!! And Angle, 2 more sodas ok!!”. See…everybody loves it..Btw guys, don’t bother to understand what they’re talking about, it is out of your league!! You know, God’s thing..

So to say, here I am at the office, thinking very hard about what would I do for this weekend. Just in case God watch my episode for this weekend. It would be lame if He just saw me sleeping all day long, right? Or, watching tv series all day long? Yeah…Beside, how weird would that be, He watches me watching..See my point?

Argh…I need some inspiration. Hemm, maybe naked marathon? I bet He would’ve shocked!! But that would be too vulgar, I’ll lose my face to society. Maybe robbing a bank? Naaaahhh…He doesn’t love action movie. Oww…maybe hanging out with friends…but who!! Argh…God damn it!! Just tell me what should I do!! Just give me any sign about anything interesting that You want me to do for this weekend. You hear me, I will not move an inch until You give me any sign!!

- five minutes later, silently -

I think I’ll just go to the cinema….besides God would watch John at channel 3.242.411.345!!

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Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren’t special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
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Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
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Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you’re Dutch.
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Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it’s a bad idea.
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Namespaces are one honking great idea — let’s do more of those!

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Yahooo…Kebetulan hari ini gw rada lengang, jadi bisa curi” waktu buat ngurusin blog ini, sekalian aja gw test ke-valid-an mark-up blog gw lewat W3C Validator. Buat lo yg mungkin belom tahu, W3C Validator itu semacam service yg disediakan oleh W3C ( World Wide Web Consortium ) buat ngebantu lo ngevalidasi apakah mark-up html lo bener apa ngga. Nah, kenapa musti divalidasi??

One of the important maxims of computer programming is: “Be conservative in what you produce; be liberal in what you accept.”

Browsers follow the second half of this maxim by accepting Web pages and trying to display them even if they’re not legal HTML. Usually this means that the browser will try to make educated guesses about what you probably meant. The problem is that different browsers (or even different versions of the same browser) will make different guesses about the same illegal construct; worse, if your HTML is really pathological, the browser could get hopelessly confused and produce a mangled mess, or even crash.

That’s why you want to follow the first half of the maxim by making sure your pages are legal HTML. The best way to do that is by running your documents through one or more HTML validators.

Ok, sekarang lo akses ke alamat ini, http://validator.w3.org/, trus masukin url blog lo apa. Trus klik “check” deh. Jangan lupa berdoa… Continue reading RikiPribadi.com is a valid XHTML 1.0 Strict!