Archive for April 2010

Ketika Jupe & Maria Eva maju jadi balon bupati…

By on April 17, 2010
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I never like politic, never…ever. My mom taught me that politic is dirty. And as far as I’ve seen it, it is damn dirty. F*ck..it is dirty!!!

Gue capek baca berita Century, Sri Mulyani, Gayus, Susno, Miranda, Nunun, Syahril Djohan dll. But still, itu masih lebih baik daripada nonton sinetron Indonesia produksi Ram Punbabi Punjabi. Rakyatpun terbius dengan drama berita ini, asik menebak-nebak alur cerita, kasak-kusuk bikin hipotesa masing-masing, ditambah pula dengan media masa yg giat ngebentuk opini publik. And suddenly, WE are the show.

Belakangan, kalo gue liat koran-koran disini, ada kata “Indonesia” dijudulnya. Gue denger radio, ada kata “Indonesia” diawal pengumumannya. Yeah, our nation, Indonesia. But sadly to say, not in a good way.

Sampai akhirnya gue baca berita tentang Jupe & Maria Eva. Dahi gue mengerut, serasa ga percaya. Keyword “Jupe” langsung gue ketik di mesin pencari memory otak gue. Dan top resultnya, “Koleksi foto sexy Jupe”. Giliran keyword “Maria Eva”, top resultnya, “Video Maria Eva ngesex + Yahya Zaini”. “Tuhkan bener, mereka yg itu!!”, respon gue.

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As simple as “Hi, I’m Riki”..

By on April 3, 2010
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Ok…sebentar, buat lo yg mengira kalo gue bakal cerita ttg cewe yg baru gue ajak kenalan, lo bisa kembali lain kali karna ini bukan cerita ttg itu.

Gue bukan orang yg gampang akrab dengan orang lain, flamboyan, ato supel. I choose my own friends, and trust me I don’t have alot of them. Well, you can see my Friend list at Facebook, but I guarantee, I knew only a few of them. Gue juga bukan orang yg bisa langsung berbaur dengan lingkungan, langsung kenalan, make a funny joke or something else. Setidaknya, gue belom jadi orang sperti itu.

Rumus sederhananya,

if ketemu > 2:
    try:
        kenalan()
    except:
        pass

As simple as that. Tapi, yg namanya rumus, pasti ada pengecualian….rasanya kalo buat yg itu lo udah pada tau ceritanya yg mana.

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