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To my f*cking ass,

You know, you’ve been such a pain in the ass, my ass

I have to wake up at 3 in the morning to make you satisfy

And another next 5 minutes for another satisfaction

Or by surprised, with no warning at all

It’s like you’re having multiple orgasm

Good for you, bad for me

And note this you damn ass, next time if I want to take a pee

I’ll do it with my p*nis, not your hole

Coz I’m sure, it will handle it better than you do

Hell yeah, it is far more accurate

And thanks again, I’ve lost 2 kilos because of you

You just make my diet program up and running

Maybe all the girls in the world need an ass like you

“Hey look, I’ve lost 2 kilos just in 2 days, thanks to my ass”, that will be said

But hey, take a look at the bright side

I can’t even mock somebody by saying, “ass hole” or “smart ass” again

Because somehow, you’re not in that place anymore

I’ve washed you 23 times in 3 days

And it makes you the cleanest ass in the world

……

My god, I love my f*cking ass

just back from 3 days of diarrhea…..alive