Ass love letter
September 10th, 2009
To my f*cking ass,
You know, you’ve been such a pain in the ass, my ass
I have to wake up at 3 in the morning to make you satisfy
And another next 5 minutes for another satisfaction
Or by surprised, with no warning at all
It’s like you’re having multiple orgasm
Good for you, bad for me
And note this you damn ass, next time if I want to take a pee
I’ll do it with my p*nis, not your hole
Coz I’m sure, it will handle it better than you do
Hell yeah, it is far more accurate
And thanks again, I’ve lost 2 kilos because of you
You just make my diet program up and running
Maybe all the girls in the world need an ass like you
“Hey look, I’ve lost 2 kilos just in 2 days, thanks to my ass”, that will be said
But hey, take a look at the bright side
I can’t even mock somebody by saying, “ass hole” or “smart ass” again
Because somehow, you’re not in that place anymore
I’ve washed you 23 times in 3 days
And it makes you the cleanest ass in the world
……
My god, I love my f*cking ass
just back from 3 days of diarrhea…..alive
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