The following articles were authored by rpribadi

Dude…I’m not a jerk!!

Lagi-lagi gue belajar bahwa sudut pandang tiap orang itu bisa berbeda. Mungkin buat 1 pihak, itu langkah yg baik, tp sangat mungkin di pihak lainnya, itu bunuh diri. Yaaahhh, begitulah kita, penuh bgt ama keunikannya masing-masing, penuh dengan pandangannya masing-masing. We have our own reason to do something, meanwhile the others have every reason not to. Sighhh…

Ceritanya gini, gue lg naik MRT dari Expo ke Tanah Merah, which is only one station. So I went inside the train, and looked around, looking for an empty seat. Waktu itu tempat duduk yg kosong ada beberapa sih emang, cuma disamping kiri-kanannya pada rame bawa koper, soalnya ini kereta emang abis dari Changi Airport. Males aja gue nyosor diantara mereka, “Dengan barang bawaan segitu banyak, bakalan ga nyaman kalo gue nyempil diantara mereka”, pikir gue.

Setelah liat-liat seat yg lain, ketemulah gue 1 seat kosong, di sebelahnya cuma babeh-babeh nenteng map doank. Legaan nih!!

Tp, seat itu reserved seat, yg biasanya selalu ada di kereta buat orang lg sakit, ibu hamil, ama manula. Secara next stop gue udah turun, dan kereta juga udah jalan, duduklah gue di reserved seat tadi. Tapi tiba-tiba, si babeh di sebelah gue nanya, “Don’t you know that this is a reserved seat??”.

I was pretty shocked.

At first, I feel amazed by this man, he has the courage to ask. People here, usually just don’t care with other people’s business. But after a few moment, I just feel annoyed, humiliated….errrhh…very unpleasant. Kesannya, berasa ga tau aturan bgt gue ditanyain gitu.

“Yes, I know”, jawab gue singkat. Anjrot, makin berasa ga tau aturan bgt gue, udah tau reserved seat masih aja didudukin. Ga mau dicap sperti itu, gue tambahin lg penjelasannya, “Look, next stop is my stop and we already on the way there, so there’ll be no new passengers who’ll need this seat. So yes, I sit on it!!”, jawab gue dengan senyum yg luar biasa dipaksakan.

Menurut gue, itu hitung-hitungan yg logis..

Betenya lg, ni babeh jawab, “Ya ya ya”, sambil buang muka ke samping, seolah-olah bilang, “Serah lo dah cui…lo mau ngejelasin ampe nungging juga gue mah bodoh amat. Nyang penting buat gue, lo duduk di reserved seat, artinya lo ga tau aturan…titik!!”.

Menurut dia, gue ga punya manner, karna dia aja yg udah tua memilih duduk di public seat, giliran gue yg gagah luar biasa malah selonong boy duduk di reserved seat.

Crap..kesel bgt gue ngeliat gaya dia ngomong “ya ya ya” td. Dude, seriously, even though I sit on public seat, when I see someone near me who need it more than I do, I’ll go to him/her and ask him/her to sit there. So don’t you dare making your own judgement on me just from that couple seconds…I’m not a jerk!!

*setelah 3 hari mikirin tulisan ini, gue sadar kalo gue juga sering prejudgement kaya’ yg dia lakuin.

The Days Off

rather be a poor woman living on the street,
no food to eat,
cause i don’t want no body if i have to cry.
cause it’s over
when you said goodbye!

all at once
i had it all
but it doesn’t mean anything
now that you’re gone

Lantunan Doesn’t Mean Anything by Alicia Keys sukses nemenin masa rileks gue di kantor sore ini. Mungkin karna gue tipikal setia, cukup satu lagu itu aja yg ada di playlist gue. Entah udah berapa kali Alicia Keys nyanyiin lagu itu di kuping gue, hmmm….spertinya dia butuh minum. Nah, berhubung ini lg santai, ga ada salahnya gue nulis sebait dua bait buah pikiran gue.

As you knew, I went back to Jakarta 2 weeks ago for 9 days. Cuti, refreshing, jalan-jalan, ketemu keluarga, melepas kangen, ketemu gebetan, whatever…call it as you want.

The next question is, why do we need to take our leave??

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A toast to a friend

*ting ting ting*

May I have your attention please.

We are here to celebrate the marriage of our beloved friend, Gilang, with Ms. X…..Erm, I’m sorry Miss, I dont know your name. *big smile*

This guy, *pointing my finger to Gilang*, is an old friend of mine. Well, it’s all begin in 2003. I was very cute at the time. *emotionless face*. I just entered college. To me, I’m just a little boy from small village who about to start his big journey in a big city, very dramatic. In short, in New Student Orientation, I saw this man. *pointing my finger again to Gilang*. There he was, waiting for me in the corner, alone, like a cute lost little puppy, waving his tail to me. His eyes, that will make every heart melted, keep looking at me from a far, as like calling me to him. And then, I went to him and said, “Hi, I’m Riki, where’s your Mom??”. *my friend throws a glass at me*

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Racauan Gate D42

Awwww….liburan 1 minggu!! Malam ini gue balik ke Jakarta. Tiketnya pada lumayan euy. Tak terperikan jari ini ketika mesti mengklik tombol transaksi pembelian. Arhhh…tak terperikan. Nyerinya sampe ke dompet…

Sperti biasa, lg nunggu gini paling enak dibawa ngeblog. Entah kenapa buat gue airport punya aura kasih tersendiri buat dijadiin tempat ngeblog. Entah itu atmosfir perpisahannya, jalan-jalannya, kepulangannya, a new beginning nya, pokoknya, airport punya tempat istimewa di hati gue. Kekekekeke…

Humm, berhubung konsepnya liburan, seharusnya sih senang-senang. Jadwal happy-happy ke Sumbar terpaksa digagalkan karna 1 faktor dan lainnya. Tp gapapa, still have another plan, Bandung….

Ya ya ya, ngapain ke Bandung??? Bandung mah deket…Bandung mah macet…Bandung mah gitu-gitu aja lg…Bandung mah Belom Ada Judul…kekeke. Ya….tak ada rotan, akarpun jadi. Gue sih niatnya lebih ke nikmatin alam pegunungannya. Pengen bgt rasanya mengulang kenangan-kenangan seru gue dulu waktu masih muda gaul dan luar biasa perkasa. Ga ada salahnya revisiting memory toh???

Niatnya sih 3 hari….moga-moga menyenangkan. Ralat….HARUS menyenangkan.

Yak, begitulah rencana gue. Tapi ingat, manusia hanya bisa berencana, Tuhan yg mengiyakan, uang yg mengaminkan.

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Oke sekarang kita ganti topik. Baru-baru ini gue manager gue nanyain document Performance Appraisal gue. Bingunglah gue, karna bukan apa-apa, gue ga tau yg namanya Performance Appraisal. Mungkin karna gue blm pernah “lama” disatu perusahaan kali ya?? Jadi pas ditanyain yg barusan gue jadi bingung sendiri.

Menurut pemahaman gue, Performance Appraisal itu sperti review ttg kinerja kita yg ujung-ujungnya bakal berdampak sistemik ke duit yg bakal kita terima. Gitulah, mungkin sih salah. Anyway, ketika gue diminta ngisi form-nya, gue jadi bingung sendiri. Ditanya lah gue “Gue selama ini kerja ngapain aja?”

Hum, asli loh, gue pas ditanya gitu jadi bingung. Bukan karna gue selama ini ga ngerjain apa-apa, bukan juga karna selama ini gue ngerjain terlalu banyak hal sampe sebutin satu aja musti bertapa dulu, purely karna gue ga ingat. Gue ga ingat detail kerjaan apa aja yg oernah gue kerjain. Bah!!iday

Ujung-ujungnya, gue buka lah Trac project yg sedang gue handle. Disitu gue bisa ngeliat tiket-tiket apa aja yg pernah gue kerjain. Cuma ya itu, terlalu detail dan technical. Beruntung gue seorang blogger, gemar mengarung luas samudra menerjang ombak tiada takut menempuh badai sudah biasa, mengaranglah gue. Sebenarnya ga gitu-gitu ngarang bgt sih, cuma dikit.

Intinya, pelajarang yg gue ambil, CATAT & KATEGORIKAN selama ini lo ngapain aja kerjanya. Jadi one day kalo hal sperti ini kejadian ama lo, tinggal buka contekan, copy-paste deh.

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Ahh, sudalah…meracau gue jadinya. Intinya, have a safe flight and a nice holiday!!

MAAKKKK…AKU PULAAANNNGGGGG!!!!

Dear 25th

Hi 25th, I’m glad we’ve finally met. I’m the 24th, and I welcome you today. Too bad, we can’t be together, because by welcoming you, it means goodbye-ing me.

I’m sorry to leave you such a mess. I was hoping I can organize things more as a gift for your welcoming party. But hey, what can I say, he’s the boss. When he says no, he’ll do no. Yeah I know, sometimes, he can be such a jerk, especially lately, he can be such a pain in the ass, but mostly, he is a nice guy. He’s funny, sometimes doing some stupid things, asking weird questions.

So here I am writing you some notes, hints and wishes. I personally hope that your 1 year journey with him will be such a journey, coz that is what he gave to me.

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Mr. Jufry, Ambulance and Changi Hospital

Sebenarnya kejadiannya udah dari minggu lalu, tapi karna ga ada waktu buat nerusin draft yg udah stengah jadi ini, kesampaian juga ketunda ampe sekarang.

Sebelumnya gue mau cerita dikit, gue di sini tinggal dengan keluarga Malay-Singaporean, keluarganya Mr. Jufry. He has 1 son and 2 daughters, the oldest one is the son, and also his wife, Mrs. Wardah, ooo, she is such a nice person, very nice indeed. *thanx for the free food Mam*

Anyway, before I go any further, this is not a funny story. I might tell somepart of it in funny way, but as a matter of fact, when it happens, no way I can laugh.

So in short, Mr. Jufry got cancer, stage 4. I remember that night when his wife told me. It was 11 something at night, but Mrs. Wardah knocked my door and said that she brought food from someone wedding party, Mutton Briyani, and it’s not good if we reject someone kindness right??? God will be mad at us. *smirk*

So there I was, sitting together with Mrs. Wardah at the kitchen…eating.

And suddenly, I kinda forget how, then she told me Mr. Jufry got cancer, stage 4. I was very surprised, I mean literally surprised. I stop eating, and I can’t even swallow my food at the time. We just sit there, doing nothing for awhile, until Mrs. Wardah continues her story. But from her calm face…….no, from her emotionless face, I can see the pain screaming through her eyes…out loud!!

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Ketika Jupe & Maria Eva maju jadi balon bupati…

I never like politic, never…ever. My mom taught me that politic is dirty. And as far as I’ve seen it, it is damn dirty. F*ck..it is dirty!!!

Gue capek baca berita Century, Sri Mulyani, Gayus, Susno, Miranda, Nunun, Syahril Djohan dll. But still, itu masih lebih baik daripada nonton sinetron Indonesia produksi Ram Punbabi Punjabi. Rakyatpun terbius dengan drama berita ini, asik menebak-nebak alur cerita, kasak-kusuk bikin hipotesa masing-masing, ditambah pula dengan media masa yg giat ngebentuk opini publik. And suddenly, WE are the show.

Belakangan, kalo gue liat koran-koran disini, ada kata “Indonesia” dijudulnya. Gue denger radio, ada kata “Indonesia” diawal pengumumannya. Yeah, our nation, Indonesia. But sadly to say, not in a good way.

Sampai akhirnya gue baca berita tentang Jupe & Maria Eva. Dahi gue mengerut, serasa ga percaya. Keyword “Jupe” langsung gue ketik di mesin pencari memory otak gue. Dan top resultnya, “Koleksi foto sexy Jupe”. Giliran keyword “Maria Eva”, top resultnya, “Video Maria Eva ngesex + Yahya Zaini”. “Tuhkan bener, mereka yg itu!!”, respon gue.

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As simple as “Hi, I’m Riki”..

Ok…sebentar, buat lo yg mengira kalo gue bakal cerita ttg cewe yg baru gue ajak kenalan, lo bisa kembali lain kali karna ini bukan cerita ttg itu.

Gue bukan orang yg gampang akrab dengan orang lain, flamboyan, ato supel. I choose my own friends, and trust me I don’t have alot of them. Well, you can see my Friend list at Facebook, but I guarantee, I knew only a few of them. Gue juga bukan orang yg bisa langsung berbaur dengan lingkungan, langsung kenalan, make a funny joke or something else. Setidaknya, gue belom jadi orang sperti itu.

Rumus sederhananya,

if ketemu > 2:
    try:
        kenalan()
    except:
        pass

As simple as that. Tapi, yg namanya rumus, pasti ada pengecualian….rasanya kalo buat yg itu lo udah pada tau ceritanya yg mana.

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